Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Open Letter To Walmart aka Armpit of America

Dearest Walmart,

This letter is to inform you that I am sick and tired of asking your employees a question only to get a half cocked smile and a nod. Do any of the people stocking shelves speak English? If I yelled " Immigration" at the top of my lungs would they all run for the exits? Don't get me wrong I am not against people from another country coming here and making a life and a living for themselves. I am however against said people being put in a position to work with the public and not be able to communicate. Hhhhhhh!!

Also could you please inform your male employees that it is NOT OK to stare at my teenage daughter. I have been to prison ( OK I was just visiting someone ) and I am not afraid to go back. I will slap the taste right out of your mouth for you!! By the way the deodorant is found in the pharmacy area...just so ya know. While your there you might by a toothbrush and some toothpaste. I'm just saying.

On the subject of your shopping carts ( better know to us southern girls as a buggy )
Do they ALL pull to the left and say cuchuga, cuchuga, cachuga, when you push them? Do you buy them new with these features? Maybe your sticker passer outers could wipe a little disinfectant over the handle bars instead of giving the stank eye to everyone that crosses their path. I feel like I need to put a hazmat suit on my baby every time we shop there and I have to put her in the cart, especially now with the hog fever on the rampage.

I must close this letter now as I am late for my anger management class.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Writters Block

I have wanted to update my blog for weeks now but have had nothing I think is of any interest to say. Can't say that it's changed any but here goes. My second oldest daughter Shelby just graduated from high school last Friday night. I am so proud of her. She wants to go to college for something in the medical field. Not really sure exactly what yet. We have an appointment with her councelor.

Still waiting to be licensed. I know your shocked right? Still waiting on Shelby's fingerprints and whatever other foolishness they can come up with. Once your info is submitted to DCYF they say that your file should be processed in 72 hours. They have had mine exactly one month today. Hhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Oh well maybe I will have a nice quiet summer.


My husband is out of town for his job for this entire week. So far so good but I do miss him. I have cleaned the house and done all the laundry....what now? It is nasty weather all week here so no swimming in the pool. My BFF and her daughter are coming over to have a Pride and Prejudice movie sleep over later this week. We are idiots and will most definitely act more immature than our 13 and 14 year old daughters. I love that about her. Thank God for a friend that I can be myself with.